DFOTFD

Anagram for the popular saying, 'Don't F@ck on the First Date'. Advice given to animals and children.

Person1: What is the most dogmatic, motherly advice I can possibly give you now?

Person2: 'Don't F@ck on the First Date'

Person1: Ok, DFOTFD then.

Person2: -____-

by je93je93jel3 January 17, 2010

dftd

down for the dick

Im bored. Dftd?

by snowjob July 8, 2012

dflt

Dont feel like texting; to lazy to type

Chat:
Douche: Yo waddup wanna hang?
Chill fat dude: dflt

by Rilleked July 30, 2016

DFFL

Dysfunctional Fantasy Football League - a recreational fantasy football league where the participants are unable or unwilling to distinguish between reality and the game. Mostly characterized by 'rape trades' (lopsided or fixed trades in which one side clearly benefits , opposite of 'fair trades') Hence why the 'dysfunctional' moniker.

"I could not imagine a more incompetent Commish than the one currently running the DFFL"

by Gridiron Nostradamius September 20, 2017

mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr

when u try to smash your keyboard, but fail and type this.

Some guy: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (types mdmr lkjf rvfh j dfcfkjr while smashing the keyboard) aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

by Pola4ix February 3, 2022

DFA

Dick Fuck/Fucking Ass

do you think its DFA?

by Dudechickabarf April 22, 2011

DFL

Dead Fucking Last, as in the band who's cd i'm buying in about half an hour on ebay.

I bought DFL's album. Its beyond amazing you internoob

by Darbz March 2, 2005