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An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.
Dude!! DFTD! Are you crazy? You could get the clap!
DFTD by Blizzard QA May 10, 2011
DFTD means “Done For The Day” and is mostly used in night clubs or clubs when someone is kicked out, and guards/security text other securities “DFTD” which means they can’t come back into the club for the rest of the day.
James Marshall, Male, aged 26, is DFTD.
DFTD by Belle Monte November 27, 2018
Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.
"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"
DFTD by CalmHam March 25, 2016

DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch

An online video, movie, movie trailer, etc. you never finish watching because it's stupid, not funny, or takes too long to get to the point
"Did you watch the trailer for Final Destination?"

"No, DFTDTW - Didn't Finish, Too Dumb To Watch"

Side Quest 

Any period of time where you and your friends go out without initial purpose or expectations. Usually in the early hours of the morning or late at night, side quests last as long as everyone is still out away from their home, dorm, or common meeting space. Side quests usually happen after a "main quest," scheduled hang out or party and usually feature less people than the original main quest.
"I'm bored but idk what to do... wanna just go out?"
"Hell yeah man let's go on a side quest!"
Side Quest by king sushii November 18, 2021
Word of the Day on June 13, 2026