by David and Josh September 18, 2008
An abbreviation that means "Don't Fucking Touch Dicks," as touching dicks could lead to various ailments.
by Blizzard QA April 19, 2011
DFTD means “Done For The Day” and is mostly used in night clubs or clubs when someone is kicked out, and guards/security text other securities “DFTD” which means they can’t come back into the club for the rest of the day.
by Belle Monte November 27, 2018
Devil Facial Tumor Disease - a type of cancer that has been drastically affecting the Tasmanian Devil population, primarily due to the low genetic variation among the species.
"yo gurl, DFTD?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"
"Devil Facial Tumor Disease. Our final's tomorrow. Shouldn't you know this by now?"
by CalmHam December 16, 2015