fap dancing

Rowen: "Cya guys, I gotta go back to my room and go fap dancing."
Michael: "You slut."
by Rowen Tych April 17, 2005
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Jackie Dance

Dancing like a crazy fool, especially when intoxicated. Head goes to the floor and one's butt shakes uncontrollably.
" Hey! Look who's doing the Jackie Dance!"
by jdance4lyfe January 28, 2010
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dance mom

Overweight mothers that try to make their daughters live out their dream of being a dancer, since they failed at it. A very group of egotistical women who live off their rich husband, while they sit on their fat asses barking orders at their daughters. These types of people should be avoided at all cost usually can spot them in suburbans. Ironically their daughter will more than likely end up just like their mothers and do the same thing to their kids, basically a repeating cycle of failures.
"I would never force my daughter to do something she didn't enjoy".

"Dance moms are lame"
by Blunktoker January 12, 2014
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Brick Dance

a dance you have to do to please the gods of the columbian dancing dust. Dealers will usually ask u to perform a brick dance for them before they give you your brick.
Nancy, did a nice brick dance on the pool table. give her the mota.
by sgtpepperaut November 18, 2007
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lap dance

Like "dry humping", only not for free, since it's usually not from your partner. Rubbing against one another in the genital area, usually with one's close on. Gender is regardless, but it's usually done to a male.
see also: dry hump
My partner gave me a lap dance last night, thus I didn't have to pay for it!
by Annonymous February 05, 2005
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Lanky dance

This is possibly the most amusing activity a human could hope to observe. It is known to be performed by only one living person who may be refered to as codename "bowman". There are, unfortunatly, no documented videos of this pious ritual. "Bowman" is known to dwell somewhere in the Northeastern United States, and attracts a conglomerate of social and religeous groups including gypsies, circus folk, mormons, and just the average, everyday person looking for a memorable expirience.
Lucky Bastard:"Hey i just shook the hand of someone who's cousin has seen the lanky dance"

Envious Individual:"Oh my Goodness! May i please shake the hand that shook the hand of someone who's cousin saw the lanky dance?!"
by Believer April 01, 2007
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smother dancing

when a girl shakes her ass in a guys face while dancing
She was smother dancing him up against the wall.
by The Dom April 04, 2007
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