Coon

A person that thinks they are slick with it but in all reality they are not.

Yo man you got the pod?

Nah left it at home

Bruh you dumbass coon

by OldBathWater January 28, 2020

Coon muncher

Someone who is a coon eating another coon for pleasure.

You are a coon muncher

by Demarcus the 3rd March 22, 2022

coon

Coon a word you to describe a very gang related black person

look at that coon

by nigger hunter alabama style March 2, 2024

coon

basically yeahhhhhh, its will willbererforce

"that willberforce is a right coon"

by rk1010 May 22, 2023

Coon cannon

During the slave trade weapons may be used towards disobeying black slaves. If a black slave refused to work the will be punished with a weapon, this was called a coon cannon.

I swear to fucking god Tyrone if you don’t start picking that pissing cotton up I’ll whip out me fuckin massive Dong slap ye with it an then blow ye bastard head off with a coon cannon.

by Wet wipe April 17, 2019

Ultimate primal bourbon coon

An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.

as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.

by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022

Cooning

The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.

Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.

Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"

by HoChiSock May 17, 2023