An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
Get the Ultimate primal bourbon coonmug. The art of taking someone's backpack while they aren't looking, removing all the items, turning it inside out, and putting everything back in.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Typically done when someone goes to the bathroom or is distracted.
Alex: "Quick, coon Aidan's backpack while he's in the bathroom."
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
James: "Cooning is so easy, it's like stealing candy from a baby!"
Aidan: "Are you fucking kidding me, I've been coon'd!"
by HoChiSock May 17, 2023
Get the Cooningmug. by DaCoonMediatot November 17, 2021
Get the Coon scratchermug. A disease causing lack of knowledge; symptoms include stunted growth and advanced usage of the word nigga
by Lord of the coons April 18, 2018
Get the Coon brainzmug. 
by All things random December 13, 2017
Get the Ass coonmug. A rapper known as Blac Youngsta, or other similar people speaking in adlibs who promote stereotypes with every breath they take.
by Calvin Chaos October 20, 2016
Get the coonmug.