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soda condom

the round piece of plastic found inside the cap of a soda bottle that some think resembles a condom. They are sometimes used to make bracelets when the middle is cut out.
Person 1: "Hey, this plastic thing inside my soda bottle looks kind of like a condom."
Person 2: "Yeah, it's a soda condom. Let's make a bracelet out of it."
by Deeniwella April 8, 2010
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condombobble

The little floppy bit at the end of a condom.
Sometimes used by under endowed men to put thier entire winkle into
uh oh, the condombobble broke!
by PGTips April 26, 2006
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condescend

"To condescend" derived from the Latin term " au-nus kirenus holus."

This word means to act like a smart person, and call everyone a fucking stupid cum head.

This word was very controversial during its time, because it was made by a person with many major flaws, for example, Down syndrome. Kiren Unger basappa is thought to be the creator of this, the dumbest word ever, because he is the only person alive today to be this fucking stupid.

-(I'm sorry Kiran Alex made me do it)
I hate to condescend, but...
by muzwer December 1, 2014
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condom bubble

when the guy re-uses an old condom that already has cum in it & he doesn't put the condom on right so it makes a bubble filled with cum.
this action then results in multiple queefs.
michael didn't put the old condom on right, causing a condom bubble, so veronica kept queefing.
by veronica sarah. January 21, 2008
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broken condom

A woman may not know she has an STD from prior sexual desires with men and she may infect her current partner with a broken condom.
by Leah September 2, 2003
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elaborate condom

Anything really that is lying around that can be placed on the penis in such a fashion as to stir neighbours, family, friends etc, who see you donning such attire, into thinking:

'wow, what fancy elaborate condom our Jimmy wear, he must be a really successful businessman with house full of expensive and shiny items."
Small kittens, sister's pet rabbit, dead birds, anything really!

(Trust me, chicks love it...)
by James Gilbertsen February 1, 2004
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condom crapping

I just finished condom crapping... man, is my butt sore! would you like a crapcondom? they're great for pesky neighbors!
by Fnck April 3, 2009
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