Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.

Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.

by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011

committed listening

having a commitment to listening to a person you are talking to/on the phone with

wow Katie is good at committed listening

by katie-kaytlyn August 9, 2008

Comment Buzz

Comment Buzz is a new way of making people buzz on social networking sites / dating sites and alike it basically means you send a person numerous comments at once on photos or profile that are flattery

picture 1, hi your hot
picture 2, you look so cute
picture 3, wow amazing

reply, Wow you Comment Buzz me

by pablobricktop June 13, 2009

comment slut

female on Facebook that likes or comments on many photos and statuses of a certain male or males she is sexually interested in in order to try to gain their attention or affection

I posted "going to sleep" as my status and this ugly comment slut liked it and commented "omg lol."

by JerseyJjjjj December 7, 2011

comment bomber

Someone who ruins the happy mojo you felt when your picture was taken by commenting negatively about it later on facebook.

Hey Fiona, wasn't that a great time we had at the Street Art Festival, all those awesome street murals and the soulful popsicles?

Yeah, it WAS great until Skippy was a comment bomber on our facebook picture we posted from there.

by Firemoth September 16, 2013

commitation

Commit messages to a VCS that serve as (likely the only form of) documentation. Code comments are sometimes sources of amusing rants, but commit messages are usually comedy gold. (for nerds)

There isn't any documentation but the commitation is excellent. You probably won't need much else to get the code running.

by NotThatBruno November 3, 2016

Comment ça vas

It's an orange juice mixed with vodka. You don't make one for yourself but others and when you give it to them, you say: "Comment ca vas" which is French for "How's it going".

In English it's CommenSaVas all in on word said not as a greeting but to say you'll get them a vodka orange juice.

Usually drank strong in the morning when already drunk

Comment ça vas (hand them a drink)

by Franco-del-moist October 31, 2017