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Chili-Boarding

Pronounced: \Chil"i\-\Board"ing\
Enhanced interrogation technique using the same methods as 'water-boarding.' Act of using buckets filled with a mixture of urine and excrement which is substituted for water, then dumped on detainees (terrorists) heads to simulate the sensation of drowning in human waste in order to obtain valuable intellegence. Mostly used on terrorists who are especially dirty, since the use of water would actually clean them resulting in appreciation from said terrorist.
CIA interrogator 1: "Hey Smith, this guy won't budge. What should we do to get him to talk?"

Interrogator Smith: "Alright, he asked for it. Proceed with Chili-Boarding!"
by Billy Grundle May 1, 2009
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Chillin

relaxation...but by yourself...
You hanging with anyone tonight?

Nah...im chillin
by SuperGinge23 October 12, 2010
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Chili Cheese Dog

The act of smearing your dick with shit then fucking a girl when she has a yeast infection.
My girlfriend begged me to eat her out, but when she pulled down her panties, her pussy smelled like rotten cottage cheese. I knew she just wanted me to sooth the ichyness from her dry flaky twat, that the monostat cream couldn't cure. As revenge for the culinary insult, I decided to shit in my hand and smear it all over my shaft, then fuck her. She completed the recipe by adding her cheese to my chili dog. If she had a herpe flare up there would have been spicy onions on it as well. I do love a chili cheese dog!
by majam August 21, 2012
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Chillicothe

A Small Town in Central Ohio Filled With Wiggers Meth Head Pot Heads Crack Heads And Skater Douches that really dont have a place in the world so they reside at the city park lighting up one hitters and black and milds to act cool there is an alley which the dumber pot heads created 20 feet from the highschool to smoke hippie lettuce at called smokers alley Most people Hate they city as much as i do...
Guy 1: Ever Been To Chillicothe

Guy 2: Yea It Smells Like Dog Shit

Guy 1: Yea well at Least its Not Baindbridge
by Pvt Pumbaa December 3, 2010
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texas chili bowl

no one really knows what it is. it involves tabasco sauce, a telephone and the anus. it was first heard on the 121st episode of southpark "pre school"
boys you need to let him rest, some mean boy just gave him a texas chili bowl
by ktulu666 March 25, 2009
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chilling

The act of shoving your penis deep into a snowy substance for sexual release.
by Ilike2chill November 25, 2009
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Chinese chili dog

The act of shitting on a Chinese woman's chest and proceeding to titty fuck her.
by Patrick Hillcrest December 1, 2009
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