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Pronounced: \Chil"i\-\Board"ing\
Enhanced interrogation technique using the same methods as 'water-boarding.' Act of using buckets filled with a mixture of urine and excrement which is substituted for water, then dumped on detainees (terrorists) heads to simulate the sensation of drowning in human waste in order to obtain valuable intellegence. Mostly used on terrorists who are especially dirty, since the use of water would actually clean them resulting in appreciation from said terrorist.
CIA interrogator 1: "Hey Smith, this guy won't budge. What should we do to get him to talk?"

Interrogator Smith: "Alright, he asked for it. Proceed with Chili-Boarding!"
by Billy Grundle May 1, 2009
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(tŭm'ē)-(sneyk);
Has two distinct definitions:
1. A very long, lenghty, and stringy turd that when still inside one's intestines, the tail reaches to the bottom of one's stomach (tummy), and when released into its habitat (toilet, ground, girlfriend's mouth, etc.) it coils up and has head in strike position;
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2. A penile erection that is concealed or hidden by one's action of tucking said erection between the tuckers pants, boxers, etc., and body so that the penis head sticks out above the tucker's waistline. Normally, the tucker is unaware of it being visible.
1) "Oh my! Billy, that Tummy-Snake is hanging out of the toilet!"

2) "By god Johnny, put your shirt back on, all those kids can see your Tummy-Snake!"
by Billy Grundle November 11, 2008
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