Seat Caps

n. A saying you call out to prevent others from sitting in your spot; often shows your friends' respect for you.
Null and void if your friends really don't give a shit about you.

When you're at the superbowl and you want to save the best seat in the living room, you'll want to call Seat Caps so when you get back from the bathroom you can get back to that sweet ass couch.

by Markee Mark May 25, 2007

sewer caps

when a womans nipples are as large as a sewer cap.

"bitch yo' nipple's remind me of sewer caps."

by fnluvn October 6, 2008

lock caps

that annyoing moment when you are gonna do a capital letter at the beginning of a word but instead you but a lower case letter at the beginning of the word and do the rest as upper case

bEATLES
fISHERMEN
sEAMAN
sUPERMAN
lock caps

by Line Infantry October 18, 2012

Lippin' caps

The act of placing one's oral cavity within near proximity of his/her patellas. Generally a move indicative of inherent flexibility and/or the absence of two or more ribs.

Did you see that flexible prick Marilyn Manson got busted lippin' caps in a public washroom in Dallas?

by Robhouse November 25, 2013

nipple caps

Little woolly coverings for your nipples to keep them protected from winter's icy bite. They keep your nipples cozy and warm.

I seem to have lost my nipple caps. I cant go outside now because my nipples will catch frost bite.

by merkinpriest69 March 12, 2015

Kinky Capsicum

The sexual act of inserting a stuffed capsicum into a vagina, and having the partner eat it out before the burning sets in.

"Jennifer let me give her a Kinky Capsicum last night, but I wasn't quick enough so she had to go to the hospital."

by stalliom August 26, 2015

ice caps are melting

sexy guy pops up and you want to talk to him but you have nothing else to say

guy: "hey"
girl: "😍ice caps are melting "

by 1010jj May 30, 2016