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Dave don't care 

The response used when someone asks whether you fucked the fat/ugly chick.
Did you fuck that dude?

Dave don't care man
Dave don't care by moleman2001 January 8, 2012

O Beerma Care 

Buying a drink or drinks for someone who is too stupid or lazy to have a job aka poor
"What do you think this is? O Beerma Care? Buy your own god damn drink"

"I don't want to subsidize your alchololism."
O Beerma Care by Local GOAT August 26, 2013

dick don't care 

The only excuse males have when giving in to the primal urge to have sex no matter the negative consequence.

No matter what outcome they may be faced with it becomes irreverent because "dick don't care" as long as the sexual urge is satisfied.
Friend 1: Anon is dtf but I dont have a condom with me!
Friend 2: dick don't care, raw dog it and pull out.

Friend 1: Felicia from HR gave me her number and said we should hook up after work some time.
Friend 2: Dude she's crazy. The last guy she dated had to file a restraining order. You don't stick your dick in crazy.
Friend 1: dick don't care if she's crazy. Plus the crazy ones are usually better in bed.
dick don't care by Nec October 14, 2016

think i care 

To me it means I don't give a fuck about your opinion. I just listened to you explain something and a nice way of saying IDGAF would be think I care. or also lets them know you don't give a fuck about anything but yourself.
Dude, you really think I care? or That's funny you think I care?
think i care by BroadLea June 27, 2017

Cum Guzzling Care Bear 

A girl who will blow anyone with a dick. Usually likes hanging around with the truck community. Likes to deep throat anything from big to small. Only swallows big loads.
Alex Richards is a Cum Guzzling Care Bear. She sucks so much dick even a pornstar can't compete.

Emojiology Starting Careers 

•Graphic Design(Designing Emojis)
Emoji Creator
Art
•Sketching(Sketch Out New Emojis)
Emoji Science

•Emoji Editor(Edits are very important in the emojiology industry)