Bangkok Beefchug

The act of placing your head in the toilet bowl while a girl is taking a dump. Usually occurs after consuming Thai food.

"Dude, I did the Bangkok Beefchug with Jacqueline and Kate last night. It was EPIC"

by Kate and Jacqueline May 1, 2008

fake beef

Someone who so full of shit that they believe their own lie. Word is in referance to the fake food models displayed in Japanese resturants.

That fake beef thinks he can do everything.

by Lady_dragon November 22, 2006

Beef

1. Cow meat.
2. Reference to male genetalia.
3. A loud and/or very rancid fart, whether silent and deadly or loud and proud.

1. Is this cow? Yeah, man, its beef.
2. Dude, are you looking at my beef?
3. Man, I just totally beefed, roll down the windows.

by Beefinator October 12, 2009

Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

by Eric Overstreet October 11, 2003

beefcurtains

female sex organ; labias.

Her beefcurtains like to flap in the wind.

by Anonymous October 1, 2003

beef

Noun
Violent conduct between two or more chavtastic fellows

Micky D delivered righteous smiting beef to his homeslice, in repayment for the smacking up of his bitch

by themuseicman May 15, 2006

beef stew

A huuuuge fart, in someones face. most likely wet.

I remember getting beef stew when i was younger.

by Jade. April 25, 2008