Fantasy bullshit

Something Josh once said.

Something something fantasy bullshit

by bigalke93 January 08, 2019

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Konami bullshit

When Konami coding kicks in on pr

I broke 3 pads cause of this Konami bullshit !

by Sheppertonsfinest December 18, 2019

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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehoods or lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a subject matter

The news anchor on CBS is practicing bullshit artistry because the president cannot do that without the support of congress.

by jondich January 08, 2021

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Bullshit Artistry

The practice of falsehood and lies to gain notoriety or claim expertise on a topic or subject

Another example of Bullshit Artistry. A person claiming to be a science expert without credentials

by jondich January 08, 2021

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Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit

When some schmuck starts rambling about moral bullshit that they believe to be the objective truth. Usually happens when they themselves have no stakes in the matter and are just an onlooker. Not an actual Buddhist 9 out of 10 times,but you never know.

Example one:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry shoved my wife down the stairs,I'm gonna slap that bastard!"
Frank: "Two wrongs don't make a right."
Todd: "Get off of your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit,you don't even know me or my family."

Example two:
Todd: "I can't believe Jerry killed my wife,I'm gonna go on a revenge quest."
Some idiot who treats samurai movie stereotypes as actual moral code: "No,you mustn't go for revenge,it's objectively 100% bad according to the old man on the mountain."
Todd: "Fuck off with your Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit."

Example three:

Marcus: "Yeah,that austrian painter guy who did WW2 was a real piece of shit."
Jim: "You mean Hitler?"
Marcus: "Don't say his name,you give evil power by naming it."
Jim: "Marcus,what kind of Bootleg Buddhist Bullshit are you going off about? He's been dead for years."

by Lazthedictionist October 02, 2024

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