by NIODABESTTTT September 1, 2023
Get the british bafoonmug. The sexual act of having anal sex with a man/woman, then forcing your hand within their rectum (with your penis still inserted) then tossing yourself off to completion.
by L1ttle J1mmy May 2, 2018
Get the British Hotdogmug. Not bad tbf. But teacher qabile needs to chill out with all dat touching. And Mr ochieng wallahi get off my case
Abdullah:yo there was some tall somali Qatari guy caressing my shoulders
Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
Jama:nah dats just macalin qabile, he's from British International college, he's like that
by nugzda51st July 6, 2025
Get the British International collegemug. The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man
by FuckDrawstringBags June 9, 2021
Get the The British Poundmug. Figurative way of describing someone who is always very serious and keeps their stern and proper composure, they will never try to have fun and will take every single rule very seriously.
Me at 10:03pm: Yo let’s go chill at the pool area it’s a really nice night here in Miami
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
My friend: hello we would like to go to the pool area
Front desk: no sir pool area closed at 10:00
My friend: please, we just wanna chill for a bit
Front desk: no sir pool area closes at 10:00
My friend: oh but it’s such a beautiful night we won’t be there for long cmon I’m with my friends
Front Desk: no sir pool closed at 10:00
My friend: ah ok buddy well I see you just gotta do your job all serious and keep your serious composure like a British Soldier.
by Jarjarsito November 20, 2020
Get the British Soldiermug. Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!
Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.
Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch
Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!
Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.
Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch
Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!
by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020
Get the British Bulldogmug. 