brain bruiser

1. a teacher, tutor, instructor or anyone who bestows knowledge upon anyone

2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way

1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.

2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!

by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010

brain jam

a condition in which a person cannot thnik about anything.

The mental patient has a brain jam. We would rather take him to a mental asylum.

by uttam maharjan July 12, 2012

Brain Worm

A theoretical condition where someone acts irrational or delusional in public or on the internet.

Jimmy believes that the birds aren’t real. He suffers from brain worm.

by The wingwang man May 6, 2023

Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart

"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014

Snow Brain

A complete and utter mush of your brain as soon as you see snow falling. Full effect happens when at least 2 inches of the white stuff is on the ground and you can play. Snow brain takes over all thoughts and ensures you forget everything you should be doing and forces you to get excited about rolling about in it. Often affects children and diminishes as you get older, but not always. Often affects men more than women. Women equivalent is baby brain.

Look! Look!! It's snowing!!! I'm so excited!!! I can't think of a thing else! I have to go! I have snow brain!

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

blowing brains

1.) to ejaculate profusely. "Brains" referring to slang for testicles.

2.) Refers to the slaughterhouse process of removing the animal's brains with compressed air forced into the skull through the hole where the spinal cord enters. The brains are then packed and sent to markets in Korea and China as food. This term appeared in the February 4, 2008, Washington Post article titles, "Inhaling Pig Brains May Be Cause of New Illness."

"Last week I went for a massage and the girl had me blowing brains all over the place!"

by chodiramone January 11, 2009

boob brain

when your brain is nothing but boob filled thoughts.

Jeff: Sorry I can't have a serious conversation right now, I'm boob brain at the moment.

by petal_power November 10, 2015