The Susan Boyle Effect

When something terrible surprises you when it turns out to be mediocre, thereby juxtaposing the aforementioned terrible something making it appear brilliant.

Susan Boyle is a fugly man-woman. Her singing voice, however, is very average. Because she is so damn ugly, this surprised everyone into thinking her singing voice was angelic. It isn't.

Steve: The Wizard of Oz was a great film...

James: No it isn't. It just appears that way because it was made in a period when all other films were in black and white.

Steve: Aah, the Susan Boyle Effect!

by Acoustic JB October 9, 2009

gay boyfriend

To clarify, the term "boyfriend" refers to a guy you are incredibly interested in; he doesn't have to be official or even realize that you call him this. He becomes a "gay boyfriend" if he's not down with you. (Because obviously, if he's not interested... he's clearly gay. )

Dude I've been tryin to kick it with my gay boyfriend for days now...but for some reason he keeps blowing me off. He must be gay.

by A Team from the B-Teens December 27, 2009

boyfriend

are people that say they love you and then break your heart into a million pieces.

boy- ily
girl-ily soo much your an amazing boyfriend
5 minutes later
boy - im sorry it isnt working
girl- tears start rolling down her face

by Kayla Catherine August 8, 2006

boyfriend

Guy u either love or get on with really well. Cud be soulmate but also cud be jerk.

That guy would be such boyfriend material except for fact he's total jerk.

by Tister July 24, 2003

boyfriend

a male human being in which a female or male shares a strong compassion and/or love with. could be an asshole at times. but means well.

haha! i have a boyfriend and you dont! SINGLE ASS BITCH!

by Olilia June 17, 2008

boyfriend

A very cute accessory that puts its arm around your waist and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

I saw my friend hitting on my boyfriend so I screamed at her and slapped her and he's still mine!

by JTangel December 12, 2006

Boyfriend

Very decieving; may say one thing and do another, may tell white lies constantly; tend to have mood disorders; can be good or bad in bed; can sometimes be charming

my boyfriend said he'd be here in an hour, and showed up the next day after going to the bar instead

by clf1984 February 18, 2009