Monkey Bar

"Gin Joint" where less evolved men demonstrate their place in the Primate hierarchy.

Faye: Let's go to that bar Trixie told us about...

Tammy: You know Trixie has terrible taste! That place is a Monkey Bar...all the guys there are jerks!

by KatieKakes July 29, 2009

Three-Barred

In any game in the Call of Duty Series, the act of being killed countless times due to a bad connection (read latent connection) and then to be chastised and labelled a NOOB. This often leads to broken controllers and headsets from smashing them in frustration. Frequently, swearing is involved.

WHAT!!! WTF!!!! I SHOT THAT GUY....I PUT AN ENTIRE CLIP INTO HIM"...(looks at the connection)... OH GREAT! NOW I'M GETTING F**KING THREE-BARRED

by The Cheat WUTC January 24, 2011

faux bars

The indication that you have full cell phone signal strength until you actually try to make a call, at which point you lose all bars, only to have them return when you cancel the unsuccessful call.

I had 4 faux bars but I still couldn't make the call.

by T-Moto December 05, 2006

OSH Bar

Basically just a shorter version of the Oh Shit Bar

Dude, you better grab the OSH Bar!

by Tiny Junk September 02, 2005

barred out

to be very relaxed on “xanax”, i believe it’s because of xanax (brand) being in a bar shape?

p1: im barred out
p2: ok i dont care shut the f

by sexypalindrome January 23, 2022

Bar rage

The irrational anger and uncontrollable outburst of someone after taking xanax

Why is hunter so pissed off? She must have bar rage

by Dr. Knowledge October 15, 2017

shtitty bar

A really bad strip club, commonly characterized by employing women of questionable looks, talent and DNA.

Adam: "Hey, let's go to the strip club!"

Jeff: "I can't, fool. I'm broke like a joke."

Adam: "We'll just go to a shtitty bar, it will be cheap!"

Jeff: "Sweet, I hope we see a Yeti working the pole again."

by Jeff H July 07, 2008