Baked Potato

(Noun) The act of being a couch potato while also being high on marijuana.

I was so lazy yesterday when I got high I was just a baked potato for the rest of the day.

by Atomik Menace October 21, 2011

wake and bake

By far the best thing to do, as frequently as possible.

Gives you a more positive perspective on your day.

Life is stressful, marijuana relieves stress like nothing else in the world. That is why I wake and bake. Morning rush traffic jams become 'good opportunities to listen to more Billy Joel'... Legalize it.

by E-krillzdustdrugsdopecheeseganjasmokecrankykrunk May 1, 2007

Fake-Bake

incense and potpourri, synthetic marijuana that fucks you up...good
also known as herbal incense, packages say not intended for human consumption but 2 tears in a bucket n fuck it.

klimax kush Fake-Bake

by WCKDHAz3d1305 April 24, 2013

bakary

the loyalest nigga out there keeps it real ride for his negus

the bakary coming

by bakary July 16, 2017

baked

The wayi like my cookies.

Goddamn them some goodass cookies Harriet.

by Mr. Brothers March 26, 2005

Baked Zitied

(v): the state of being absolutely fried when smoking a fat blunt.

synonyms: high, bombed, zooted, spliffed, blasted, toasted, baked

Stoner 1: "Yo! Pass the nugget!"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah, I'm feeling roasted off of this L."
Stoner 1: *inhales* "Whew, I'm baked zitied kid!"
Stoner 2: "Hahaha, yes!"

by m.Cdowd July 13, 2009

bakery

1. a place where marijuana is smoked.

2. the act of smoking or otherwise consuming marijuana.

1. John's place is a royal bakery. He has a ton of kind bud sitting around, and he is generous with it, he has many things to use for smoking it, he is generous with his pot and he is always sitting around smoking it. If you go to his pad you are guaranteed to get baked.

2. Pat: "What are you doing?"

Greg: "Bakery."

Pat: "What?"

Greg: "I'm in the middle of smoking a fatty."

by PMax February 12, 2008