balloon animaling

when you have a half chub and squeeze it so the end is bigger, like on a long circus ballon.

yo man, i balloon animaled this ho' last night! \
hey that gurl wants a balloon animal brah!
"balloon animaling" is the beez kneez.

by dahondaboy August 14, 2010

balloon tits

When you tie ropes around a girl's tits that they become red and inflate.

"Last night I was watching porn and this girl had big balloon tits"

by YourBoiCaesar February 16, 2017

Nut Balloon

When you have a pimple on one of your man danglers.

man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls

by mister moosecock February 14, 2012

Love balloons

Balls, testicles

Ouch, quit stepping on my love balloons, bitch.

by Truckerjimbo April 10, 2015

Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.

Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.

by The Handball King June 14, 2020

hot air balloon

Code..If you are riding in a hott air balloon, you are high.

"Ima bout to go take a ride in a hott air balloon."

by carly January 26, 2004

Balloon Knot

a very visual description of a cat's asshole.

"your cat can sit on my lap, but he better have a clean balloon knot"

by L-sos December 9, 2007