Awkwardly frisky

Having the need to touch someone even if it is in an awkward way.

"WTF? Why are you touching me?"
"..I'm sorry. I can't help it. I'm awkwardly frisky..."
"So... You're horny?"
"No! There's a difference!"
"Sure there is..."

by Toxic Killer May 4, 2010

awkwardian

Awkwardian is a descriptor for someone who is known to be socially awkward in their unique form of eccentricity. These individuals, while obviously different, tend to be movers and shakers of the status quo. They don’t fit in, yet their presence can change the very landscape of society.

The term was coined by Jamie Bihl of Austin, TX on March 3rd 2014.

Awkwardians from across time would include individuals such as Mark Zuckerberg, Jimmy Fallon, Steven Tyler, Mozart and Picasso.

by J Bihl March 13, 2014

Awkwardness

When it's dead silent and that one friend says the most random shit.

No one:
Person 1: My parents are having financial problems
Person 2: Ok *awkwardness* good for you

by the racist kid who makes jokes April 9, 2019

bass-ackward

Describes something being so screwed up that it's not just backward, it's ASS backward...and the point is emphasized even more by screwing up the words "ass backward"

The radio won't work because you put the batteries in bass-ackward.

by voiceofgod February 6, 2006

bass akwards

Being of a wrong nature or easily confused ie. ass backwards

The guy who wrote the definition for rainbow wings got his definition bass akwards!!

by Mobius July 17, 2003

Bass Ackwards

The art and science of hurtling blindly in the wrong direction with no sense of the impending doom about to be inflicted on one's sorry ass. Usually applied to procedures, processes, or theories based on faulty logic, or faulty personnel.

Once again, marketing wants the poor engineers to build something that will sell, but don't have a clue what that "something" could be. Bass ackwards as usual.

by filmchild February 24, 2004

Awkwardity

noun- 1. the state of being awkward.

2. Characteristics that make one awkward or ambiguous in gender or race.

Yo, so i thought you were a girl when i met you... you know because of your boobs but now I've noticed an awkwardity that makes me uncomfortable. Dude, it's your penis.

by chachahcacharmin April 27, 2010