Amberism

Believing In Amber as our one and only god. We believe he is the greatest of all, and no one comes before him. He is also very funny.

Man: Hey! What’s your religion? Mine is Christianity!

Me: Oh hey! My religion is Amberism!

Man: ...

by My myself and I January 19, 2021

Summer_Albert

Kid that never goes outside, only plays hypixel 17 hours a day, quests but isn't even good at it, values meaningless leaderboards over real money or anything else whatsoever, will not stop asking oSkill to help with mw ap

Summer_Albert needs to go outside bro
Person 2: fr Ong bro

by IcyWristoSkill May 10, 2023

Pulling an Alberto

When you think you're the best but when you go to do something, you fail.

Person 1: "I'm so gonna win at this game"
*doesn't win*
Person 2: "Damn, you so were pulling an Alberto"

by 8644692749 February 23, 2015

pulling an amber

Falling down the stairs while putting a sock on

Jason was pulling an amber and ended up breaking his toe

by Payzant December 3, 2016

Alberta

A province in Canada, Alberta is a provinced filled with rednecks with their lifted Dodges. Dodge RAM 1500 pickups are extremely common and you would usually see at least one during your commute. Its like the Texas of Canada. There is a Dodge dealership in every town, the two major cities Edmonton and Calgary hate each other, and mountains. People usually work in the trades such as a welder or an oil rig technician and make good money so many Newfies (Newfoundlanders) come here for a job. Then they usually buy a house and finance a Dodge RAM. We are famous for our beef because you cant live without beef. Everyone in Alberta hates their premier, Rachel Notley because of the Carbon tax because everything is more expensive.

Jim: Hey bud, go over there to Alberta. They got jobs over there.

by SloppySandbagz January 9, 2017

Amber

The sexiest thing ever to walk the Earth. Lives off of coffee and the love of Hobos.

That is one hot Amber! Do you smell coffee?

by King of Hobos March 1, 2009

Amber

/am-bur/ n. (sxy: 1988) 1. Surfer Girl/ Kewl Girl, 2. Gods gift to man, 3. One sexy down to earth female who contains the most luring eyes and breath-taking smile., 4. pure fun, an orgasmic feeling unnatural to most people 5. purely all natural and sexy.

n. (4) "while drinking heavy amounts of alcohol causing me to rip off all my clothes and run into the ocean i felt an Amber hit my body as i jumped up and down causing the crowd to clap and cheer my name."

by striden July 15, 2008