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James May

A presenter on the motoring show Top Gear, along with Jeremy Clarkson and Richard Hammond. His nickname is Captain Slow due to the fact that he is the most 'careful' driver of the three. He usually says "oh, cock!" when something (inevitably) goes wrong on the show.
He has presented some of his own TV shows, including 'James May's 20th Century' and 'Oz and James Big Wine Adventure'. He has also been a guest on other shows including Have I Got News For You and The F Word.
James May is the human equivalent of a cup of tea.
by MrsFordPrefect March 17, 2009
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James Potter

Born March 27 1960, died October 31 1981

Cause of death: Killed while defending his family from Voldemort

Family: Lily Evans Potter (wife), Harry Potter (son)

Hogwarts: 1971-1978, Gryffindor

Friends:Sirius Black (Padfoot), Remus Lupin (Mooney), Peter Pettigrew (Wormtail), many others.

Animagus: Stag

Enemies: Severus Snape, Voldemort,

Appearance: Tall, lean, dark hair, hazel eyes, round glasses, said to be very good looking

Personality: Funny, smart, charismatic, charming, romantic, troublesome

Other: Was very good at Quidditch (he played Chaser), liked to play pranks, especially on Slytherins. He loved Lily Evans for a long but undetermined time, and was reported to have asked her out many many times. However, she hated him until she finnally agreed to go out with him in their seventh year. They got married soon afterward, and had Harry Potter (a.k.a. the-Boy-Who-Lived, the-Chosen-One).
James Potter was no doubt one of the bravest people in the Harry Potter series, as he died for his family without a second part. He was popular and had many friends and admireres, was very good at magic, and an excellent athlete.
by Kipler October 20, 2011
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James Charles

(noun) A person who makes ignorant comments and thinks they can turn everyone gay. Straight white girls are usually friends with him. Hey, sisters!
Wow he's such a James Charles I can't believe he did that
by Averageunicorngod May 27, 2019
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James Buchanan

The worst American President ever, serving from 1857-1861, and that's saying something when you have George W. Bush, Warren G. Harding and Franklin Pierce. Seven states succeeded from the Union under his Presidency. His excuse for inaction was: I do not have the constitutional authority to do anything.
(1860 Boston)

Niall: Seamus, did ya hear that South Carolina has left the Union?

Seamus: Aye, tis a major problem, what is James Buchanan doing about it?

Niall: He says he doesn't have the constitutional authority to send troops!

Seamus: Boy, that Buchanan is really fucking up!
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James

James is a Out going person, with a funny personality, loves having friends over he often loves Mario has Blackish brown hair with brown eyes and often like the pool
James = a cool person
by SavageCake April 15, 2017
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James

Probably the most confusing person to ever meet one day nice the next day not, james is a loving but also a very big snake kinda guy who makes you fall in love with him instantly
Omag cory was trying to be like james what a freak !
by Radox_09 March 12, 2017
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James Franco

The re-encarnation of James Dean. God 'accidentally' killed James Dean when he was 24 in a car crash and felt guilty for keeping James Dean to Himself in Heaven. So, in effort to mend things in the human world he created James Franco, a man with similar looks and equal if not greater talent. God realized that He couldn't name the new James Dean the same name because it would be too suspicious. The angels submitted him into the Witness Protection Programme and gave him the new last name of 'Franco'
James Franco looks like James Dean... so maybe it IS James Dean... oh wait... it can't be... they have different last names.
by Lois J Lane February 24, 2011
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