Wank Wheel

A roll of toilet paper used specifically for masturbation clean-ups.

I used an entire wank wheel this week!

by The Difinitive April 28, 2008

Four wheeling with the turkey lady

A repulsive sexual maneuver when you are having sex with a girl with a warbling double chin. You jab your dick in her mouth, making her chin vibrate as she is making turkey sounds. Just before ejaculation you pull out and turn her around, going for the dirt road while she is on all four.

That Tom is such a quitter, I really wanted to get a hold of him but he was out four wheeling with the turkey lady all weekend.

Originated in Idaho, modified in Chicago, perfected in NYC

by Klascombat October 18, 2010

russian wheelchair

A male sitting in a chair while a female proceeds to do a backflip from a ledge onto your balls and then shoves a hotpocket in your mouth

Bruh, me and Sally did the Russian wheelchair last night! The chair is broke but still!!!

by SirFartquad June 7, 2016

San Francisco ferris wheel

A group of 10 or more homosexuals daisy chained dick to ass in a circle while dancing the bunnyhop, or any other follow-the-leader type dance. Usually involves copious amounts of hallucinogens, jam bands, and hippie events without state funded supervision.

If you get lost near Haight-Ashbury on acid, watch out you don't get wrangled into a San Francisco ferris wheel like what happened to Ralph. It's been three weeks and he's still sore.

or

Hippie guy: "Dude, I was at burning man, man. I got involved in a San Franciso ferris wheel. It was like, soooo liberating for my ass, man.."

White collar: "Say,you sound like a guy who likes to try new things. Would you be interested in helping us with some tests? We'd pay you.."

by 31Flavors August 2, 2012

Third Wheel

That one person that does not belong

No matter which way you figure it, if you're in a group of usually 3 people, theres always a third wheel:
2 Guys & 1 Girl = Usually 1 too many guys

2 Gay Guys & 1 Girl = Should never happen EVER

2 Girls & 1 Guy = 99% chance theres 1 too many guys, BUT THERES STILL A 1% chance of this turning into the best night of his life!

by Austindemolish March 22, 2011

wheel man

Someone who is good at driving.

That idiot swerved in front of me but i was able to quickly swerve out of the way, good thing im a wheel man.

by Josh35353 October 8, 2006

Hot Wheels

The act of setting a kid in a wheelchair on fire and watching it roll down a hill.

1. You know Rodney?
2. That disabled kid?
1. Yeah! Let’s go hot wheels him!
2. Hell yeah!

by WickedJohn February 21, 2020