A circa 2011 term coined by a 350 lb man who was nosebombed by the winds coming from the asshole of an unmedicated lactose intolerant man after he had drank a triple espresso with half and half with a banana, usually smelling like a sweaty ripe ass that hasn’t been washed in four days Or smells like one of the fat people at Walmart taking a shit in the bathroom or also performing a dry dock at wal mart
Guy 1 dude I was in the crapper the other day and the guy in the next stall and it smelled like wal mart farts
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
guy 2 we don't have that issue at target must have been some guy after comic con
guy 3 or he must have been one of those ham planets on a scooter
by rayjay91 December 6, 2022
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Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".
Usually unfamiliar with the destruction of local shops and extremy low prices, Walmartians end up living in a different world, in parallel of reality, as if "abducted by Walmart".
Person 1 - Hey look, it's Kate over there in her Walmart cashier uniform. Let's go talk to her.
Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.
Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry
Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!
Person 2 - You know she can't speak our English since she is a Walmartian.
Person 1 - Ah yeah, that's true. Sorry
Kate - HAVE A COUPON !!!!! 20 % OFF GUNS !!!! OH YOU LOST YOUR JOB ??? I'M SORRY MR GROCERY STORE OWNER !!!
by Arbiter6 April 29, 2007
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the best friggin store on the damn planet!!!!!
i go there whenever i come to america!
we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good!!
i go there whenever i come to america!
we have a wal-mart in england (but its called asda) and its no where near as good!!
Wal-mart is the shit!
by xdarkeningdreamsx November 12, 2006
Get the Wal-Mart mug.1. A great place to go when your central air-condition breaks.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
2. A great place to go when you want to wander a asphalt desert in search of you vehicle.
3.A great place to buy cheap objects that are a pitiful excuse for clothing.
4.A monopolizing facist conglomerate "American business" even though most of thier products obviously come from Chinese sweat-shops.
1.Kid: Mommy!!!! I'm hot, why isn't the air on?
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
Mommy: Dear, the air broke.
Kid and Mommy together: Lets go to Wal-mart!!!
2.Dude1: Where's my car?
Dude2: IDK.
3.Teen1: OMG my shirt just got a hole!
Teen2:It's bc you got it at Wal-mart, duh.
4.Chinese worker: Ching-chong pay me more!
American consumer: Hells no I like shopping at Wal-mart!
by whoabaybay August 3, 2007
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Wal-Mart has everything at low prices.
by Chase April 3, 2005
Get the Wal-Mart mug.1. Innovator of a pricing structure that admits most consumers goods purchased in the First World are SHIT that isn't worth more than $20.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
2. Employer capable of aiding old people as they limp toward the ends of their hollow live without having to rely solely on Social Security.
3. Enabler of lazy college students unwilling to learn.
1. Hey Bob, did you buy that fucking shit at Wal-mart?!
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
2. Dude? You mom works at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic. So does mine!
3. Dude? I work at Wal-mart. That's fucking pathetic.
by JC February 17, 2004
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