Mormon Virgin

A girl who maintains that she's still a virgin despite numerous bouts of anal intercourse.

A girl who believes she can remain a virgin if she only does anal

"My girlfriend will only let me put it in the butt because she's a mormon virgin"

by TrypticonUNnet October 25, 2008

vermin

What Richard Gere shoves up his ass.

Richard Gere made a stupid chick movie, then he went back to his trailer and shoved vermin up his ass.

by PPabs September 29, 2003

grilled cheese virgin mary

Britney Spears' nickname in high school.

Or so says Joel McHale.

by bigtones June 13, 2005

peehole virgin

A man who has never put his penis into a peehole.

Tyler Albee is a gay ass peehole virgin.

by xbassistdoodx September 6, 2010

mega virgin

A person who is so enveloped in a hobby or fad that they have no time to pursue basic needs. These basic needs include bathing, exercise, fresh air, and procreating.

Jack missed work, again, to play World of Warcraft! He sure is a mega virgin.

by Raquel Wallace May 22, 2008

text virgin

-a person who has never dirty texted anyone on their phone
-someone who hasn't ever texted dirty or naughty to a significant other.

friend #1: Were you dirty texting Joe last night?
friend #2: Yes, I am not a text virgin anymore, he makes me so horny when he texts me. He said he wants to lick my body.
friend #1: You naughty girl! ;)

by cupcakesaremything May 15, 2010

Nose Virgin

A person who has never snorted any type of drug.

Mark, you drug addict, you're the only one of us who isn't a nose virgin.

by imalsoanosevirgin November 6, 2010