A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.
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A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.
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Get the Two;xer Geaminege mug.A type of dance that people of the scene clicke do that is very hard but looks easy enough for even idiots to try. Related to a throw down it is done at a certain point in a hardcore song.
by Geoff O B November 10, 2005
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Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?
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