A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.
Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.
by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013
Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy
by sss1 December 07, 2007
A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.
Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011
Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011
by Adorablelittlechoochootrain March 25, 2011
That bitch just twat-humped you!
by Adam the twat-humped September 29, 2011
A female shithead. Tends to follow fashionable forms of nonsensical claptrap such as Oprah, psychics, astrology, etc. Often can be heard making statements implying the order of the universe is predetermined.
by Ivan Otteronmi January 22, 2012
A piece of dried vaginal mucous resembling the grossest booger you ever ate as a child and this is the product of the grossest dirtiest pussy you have ever laid eyes on.
by Thinkshop September 25, 2019
A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.
by Madmike326 April 18, 2017