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vapid twat

Are you ok”

“Do i look okay you fucking vapid twat”
by notabottom: March 6, 2022
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twat school

fictitious education establishment that can be referred to when someone does something twattish.
a person spills their beer all over themselves and down their face, "where'd you learn that, Twat School?!"
by Chardonnay115 December 23, 2009
mugGet the twat schoolmug.

twitter-twat

A twat on twitter that should never tweet.
Trump, that twitter-twat really needs to stop tweeting...
by maja2000 June 6, 2017
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honky twat

An adjective describing a woman usually older than 40 that hangs out at country bars/country music after parties looking for someone to have sex with.
Usually outdated with the times and appearing desperate and unkept.
Did you see Darlene? She bounced on my cousins cock and balls for three hours... after that Billy Ray Cyrus song got her all hot and bothered, what a Honky Twat!!!
by Fritterwagon42 May 12, 2018
mugGet the honky twatmug.

twat-mariner

The eating of a woman's vagina while in the shower.
I gained the rank of twat-mariner last night with your sister in the shower!
by phyuck ur mama May 6, 2010
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Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.
The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.
by Ataxelationabley on Mar 24, 2011
by Adorablelittlechoochootrain April 11, 2011
mugGet the Twitty-twatmug.

Twat Nugget

A clump of dried bodily fluids or fecal material that is stuck to a woman's bush. It's like a dingleberry but in the front.
Derek is a twat nugget!
You eat your mom's twat nuggets for breakfast.
by The RuKuS January 12, 2020
mugGet the Twat Nuggetmug.

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