turd water 

Turd water is when you have eaten all the hot Cheetos and now have to take a shit but when you do you cannot tell if the turd you just took was brown pee or if it actually called out of your butthole and burns as hell.

Julianna:Bruh I just have the biggest shit ever
Jaeda: Was it bad?
Julianna: Holy shit yes it was a mega turd water

turd water by THEPOOPMASTEREATMYSHIT May 7, 2021

turd fishing 

Occurs when you are extremely constipated to the point where you have to insert a finger into your compacted rectum and "fish" out the turds. Usually results in a bloody finger/turd.

Man, last night I was so constipated and the stool softener wasn't doing the job so I had to go turd fishing.

turd fishing by Scrodom January 23, 2011

Turd-Worm

the worm like shit plug extruded from the end of the penis when you go to take a leak after a long night of butt-sex.

"Honey, come look at the size of this turd-worm. Want to go fishing?

Turd-Worm by john humphammer March 21, 2008

Turd-monkey 

1.
a complete idiot.
someone who is practically dumber than a loaf o' bread
2.
A meanie

"Frag You!"XD

"Oh, you turd-monkey!!!" >:O

Turd-monkey by prep-hater :DDD yaaaa October 17, 2008

turd burglar

One who burgals turds.

That turd burglar snuck into my bathroom and stole my turds!

turd burglar by moonsorrows August 17, 2009

Turd Festival 

A yard that is almost completly filled with canine feces. Almost like a collection.

Stephanie- "Fuck, I stepped in shit!"
Jeremy- " Steph, you really need to start watching where you walk outside."
Amanda- " Yea, cus its nothing but Turd Festivals out there!"

Turd Festival by Amandasue0186 June 22, 2010

turd burgling 

When one steals someone else's terds without their permission. A lot of the times turd burgulars hide the terds and often place them in a wheel barrell.

The other memember of the tooting twosome enjoys turd burgling from her friends. She steals their poop and hides it.

turd burgling by Amanda330931 March 3, 2008