three-hole punch

1. An common office tool/school supply used to put three holes along one side of a piece of paper for easy insertion into a three-ring binder.

2. A sexual euphemism for copulating all three orifices of the female anatomy.

I gave your mom the ol' three-hole punch last night.

by K.O. Reilly July 30, 2008

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

three

NOUN- the result of ejaculation. One is to urinate, two is to deficate, and three is to ejaculate.

Dont bother me for the next five minutes, I gotta drop a three.

by The architect February 14, 2005

three bags full

a "three bags full" is the australian rhyming slang for a pull ie. masturbation. can also be shortened to "three bags"

joe: did you get any snatch last night?
peter: no she was flying the japanese flag so i had to have a three bags full!

by ryansmith August 7, 2010

three fingered salute

The art of closing down Microsoft Windows programmes that are pissing you off. by pressing Ctrl,Alt & Del. Repeat the experience to restart the computer.

The game was misbehaving so I gave it the three fingered salute.

by StarFox September 4, 2003

Code Three

As in Emergency response terminology for responding lights and sirens. Used also as a reference for driving extremely fast to get to where you are going cause it is important.

"Can't talk now I am Code Three to see my girlfriend. I was supposed to hook-up with her 30 minutes ago."

by Dee-lite-ful August 31, 2005

lesbian threesome

Every man's dream. When two girls join another and pleasure themselves right in front of you. If not, and you're a straight man, find any possibility of watching that. Because lesbian threesomes aren't heaven, man. That's legend-wait-for-it-fucking-dary! That's like being the king of the Universe, baby!

Aleisha and Kimberley always had a desire; to try same sex with each other. But, that day, things changed. Rita joined the group and you watched the whole scene. Pretty lucky, hein?!

The lesbian threesome is happening in my bed. But they locked the door and the windows! I can't even watch! Whoa, wait... give me that chainsaw!

by My Name Is 13 Cockroaches September 24, 2009