When you shit so much it accumulates in a tower form then, when separating from your anus, it falls and slaps your nut sack before collapsing in the water.
by Michoui Padeviande July 30, 2022
Get the Trump Towermug. No one from Toronto has actually been to the CN Tower. No one's paying for a tourist attraction when they're not tourists.
by bluepen75 May 27, 2021
Get the CN Towermug. by Quail123 May 21, 2018
Get the Tilted Towersmug. An intimate act involving three parties, preferably but not limited to 2 men and 1 woman. One man performs a handstand. Meanwhile, the other man grasps the man’s feet. The woman then gets on her hand and knees between the two men. She begins to “blow one man while having her box eaten out by the handstanding man. Also, the man in the handstand is getting blown by the upright man.
by Tdih November 8, 2025
Get the Las Vegas Eiffel Towermug. by gitilivy February 25, 2023
Get the Tower of Frightening Nightmaresmug. Your room; a place where socially-rejected hunchbacks ring the church bells from morning until night.
by jm080800 October 25, 2019
Get the Bell Towermug. A sexual act involving 1 normal sized man and two midgets, One midget will stand on the other midgets shoulders and the top midget will kiss the man while the bottom midget sucks the man’s dick.
“Sorry I was late for work boss I was busy getting a Tallahassee siege tower”
“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory”
“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”
“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”
“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
“Bro I bet Johnny Depp got a ton of Tallahassee siege towers during the filming of Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory”
“I can’t do this anymore my shoulders and mouth hurt from giving Johnny Depp so many Tallahassee siege towers during filming”
“Johnny you gotta stop getting Tallahassee siege towers on set we’re burning through our budget on film, we don’t even have a movie yet just 10 hours of you and midgets having sex, for the love of god please stop we’re gonna go bankrupt”
“After amber walked in on me (Johnny Depp) a Tallahassee siege tower she shit on my bed”
by Nitrodubz69420 February 27, 2025
Get the Tallahassee siege towermug.