Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

taint

The boujee version of turnt.

Bro: Dude this party is turnt!
Me: Nah bro, it's TAINT!

by not_your_hoe April 20, 2018

Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 9, 2022

Taint

The same thing as a chode.

There was a hair on the guy's taint that stood when something wasn't right.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Mississippi taint touch

Mississippi taint touch : when you insert the middle and ring finger into a vagina (second knuckle deep) and the thumb into the anus (bottom knuckle) ….then pinch hard and rotate pinch point in a figure 8 motion

I gave my wife a “Mississippi taint touch last night.”

by Row sham-bow January 20, 2023

Taint Washer

1. A sex slave who washes taints

2. An insult for a bitch who might as well wash taints

“You little taint washer, wash my taint!”

by NRShits September 12, 2020

Taint trail.

The taint trail is as implied: your halfway between the ultimate quest of a new discovery v.s. eating shit and taking a back seat.

Taint trail....the difference of sushi v.s. leftovers.

by Redriquez September 13, 2022