Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
by paul phillips February 10, 2005
Get the dandy johnsonmug. A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
by BJ August 25, 2004
Get the Don Johnsonmug. 1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
Get the fuck johnsonmug. by ongi March 20, 2009
Get the Betsy Johnsonmug. by The Alex July 2, 2005
Get the Johnson Countymug. A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011
Get the Steve Johnsonmug. ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
Get the Shmiterick Johnsonmug.