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dandy johnson

Landscaper who relys only on gasoline, grass clippings, and Rolling Rock. Interests include ancient hod rods 85 monte carlo,and catching a slick ass humm-job from a ramdom hooker at the BHT. Features include the face of Randy Johnson crossed with Charels Manson. 140 pound over protective father, quote the dandy nevermore "if you touch my daughter your a fuckin' dead man".
"If that drunk Dandy Johnson, comes out the house hes gettin' pepe lopez'ed"
by paul phillips February 10, 2005
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Don Johnson

A street name for cocaine. The name, Don Johnson, is usually pronounced with a heavy New York or Boston accent.
Hey, Tiny, do you know where the Don Johnson is? Son bitch!
by BJ August 25, 2004
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fuck johnson

1. realizing you failed to do a certain task by its deadline
2. getting dicked over
3. feelings towards anyone you may know named johnson
Fuck johnson! I forgot to send Jim the e-mail. I was supposed to do it yesterday.

Fuck johnson! How the hell did Bill get picked before me?
by diddy784 August 3, 2007
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Betsy Johnson

aka Blow Job if only initials read.

Also meaning Felatio
Girl1: Marcus got a Betsy Johnson from Laura!
Girl2: that slut!
by ongi March 20, 2009
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Johnson County

A place where theres rednecks and rich people. I think thats where Lenexa and Overland park are
I live in lawrence kansas 30 miles west of Johnson County.
by The Alex July 2, 2005
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Steve Johnson

A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.

Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.

4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year

Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.

Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.

Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011
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Shmiterick Johnson

ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
schmiterick johnson izzle
by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
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