nob twat

a guy who is a nob and a twat and is head is a nob

wow james is a nob twat

by Sex vibe July 23, 2018

twat mop

another name for a go-tee

Joe: Frank when you going to shave off that twat mop?
Frank: Hell no bro the ladies love it when my twat-mop brushes their pussy

by sss1 January 2, 2008

twat whisperer

A man or woman that is unusually adept at picking up and fucking what appears to be women out of their league or hard to get.

Did you see that fine piece of ass Jimmy left with? That dude is a serious twat whisperer!

by Madmike326 April 18, 2017

Doody Twat

A vagina that has had shit wiped into it. Typical of women who wipe back to front.

DEAR GOD, I'M NOT EATING OUT THAT!!! YOU HAVE A DOODY TWAT!!!

by Doody Twat Hater March 16, 2010

Desert twat

A dry vagina. When the vagina no longer gets "wet" when aroused. A vagina after menopause.

I hooked up with an older chick last night I had to lube her desert twat with spit.

by pradowhite72 June 3, 2015

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015

Twat burger

acting like a crazy be'och

Sometimes, other Girl Scout moms act like total twat burgers.

by 7*16*8 October 6, 2015