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Dope on Toast

Used to describe something that is inexplicably awesome
Oh my days...that car is dope on toast.
by Aviate January 25, 2009
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N00bs on toast

a pair of 'noobs' who like to mount their friend 'toast'
'n00bs on toast'
'i'm the noob, she's the toast'
by EmzyyElectric && BingleyBOOM February 4, 2009
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French toast

A nasty person who resembles french toast... usually has the following attributes: greasy hair-syrup, bad smelling-burnt eggs, baby powder in hair to try to cover up the grease-powdered sugar. May also be a mysterious whore-nobody knows where it came from and is everywhere.
Man: Hey did you see that Kaitlyn smith chick?

Woman: Yeah she's a real french toast.

Man: Hey, your right!
by christopher Eckelstien January 30, 2010
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anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.
Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.
by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016
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Despacito Toasterino

Slang often used by people in the north of Wyoming that is used as the verb formality of toaster bath
Billy: Wow Jacob you look down in the dumps today
Jacob: Yeah the employee at Starbucks misspelled my name. Instead of “Jacob” they spelled it “Help there is a crazy man under the counter he has a gun please call 911 this is urgent”
Billy: Oof that’s rough, do you want to talk about it?
Jacob: No, it’s easier just to commit Despacito Toasterino.
Billy: Bruh.
by BruhBruhPepperoni June 29, 2019
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Gary Pallister Toast

A large to middling size portion of toast which has had ejaculate spread on it by a butter-knife
Here you go my dear, I've made you a nice slice of Gary Pallister toast
by Eric the Red December 15, 2004
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zoaster the toaster

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.
I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.
by mothalicka May 27, 2009
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