my ex girlfriend

me: my ex girlfriend broke my heart
bro: damn thats wild homie
by guydude111 December 16, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Exe-a-Acosta-Balart-Castro-Diaz-a-Exe
by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025
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ex-mullet

Someone who used to have a mullet but you still want to make fun of them for having a mullet
Usually used when you see them and you scream it at them from a distance
by YaBoiUhSkinnyPenis December 13, 2018
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Nick's Ex

Nicks Ex is used to describe someone who is very Timber and full figured
Example:
1:"You made it into med school dude that's sick"
2:"not as big as Nick's Ex"
by Shinolol June 08, 2025
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pathed-ex

Awaiting a fed-ex package that arrives later than you wish comes from pathed-ex.
I am anxiously awaiting a package from fed-ex. It must be coming from pathed-ex.
The Christmas gifts you sent have not arrived yet. Did you send them by pathed-ex?
by kymnasium January 08, 2009
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Ex-wife hammer

Using a dead blow hammer on a wrench to loosen a bolt or to retorque when re assembling
I had to use the ex-wife hammer to get the calipers off the car
by Gremlin14 May 18, 2024
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Ex f

That reminds me of something my ex f would say.
by Okkay7 November 18, 2017
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