Jesus Tear

that tear someone(preferably a chick) gets when she’s sucking your dick and goes to deep....

(on chick to another) i went down on him so deep i gag’d n got a jesus tear

by bootsherk March 27, 2018

Frog Tears

Spawning from a Pepe The Frog meme, Frog Tears refers to a male's semen (similar to male tears).

Guy 1: Did you just see that picture of that WSJ reporter with a mug saying frog tears with an image of Pepe?
Guy 2: Yeah
Guys 1 and 2: Nice

by Cum Dispenser November 9, 2019

Tear jerk

When cry and masturbate because you are sad

I went to go tear jerk because Sarah wouldn't hold hands.

by Banana12Child December 9, 2019

Ass tear

When your having anal sex, and they go too deep, so it rips your asshole out.

"OH NO, I THINK YOUR GONNA ASS TEAR, OOOOOOHJPOHOHOHOHJOHKJHDoikOGH'

by HEnny Ther slawg March 20, 2019

Tears of Freedom

Crying because someone is talking about something that hits so close to home that you start crying because you can relate to what they're saying so much that it hurts and now those tears you're crying will free you from the topic they're talking about and how it relates to you.

"If you're crying, then I hope that those tears are tears of freedom."

by DogsAreSoFluffy March 23, 2019

Dry Tear

When you are stricken by so much grief that your body physically cant produce any tears

Man: Its a shame my grandmother died, i was so sad I let out a Dry Tear

by Chalk on April 19, 2019

Texan tears

Slang for shots of alcohol.
The shot-tear correlation lying in the fact a real Texan loves their fair share of alcohol, and shots comparably low amount.

Derek: Blood, sweat, and tears, it’s what makes a man.
Ren:Real man’s comprised of blood, sweat, and Texan tears.

by Titty Boner June 1, 2019