Someone who would never dream of saying
Dude!
Gnarly!
Radical!
Surf's up!
Someone who may say:
Hey, how are you
Cool!
Thats awesome!
I think there are some waves coming
We ride boards on waves. Simple as that. Anything outside of that is not directly linked to surfing. That means we do not necessarily say Radical, have long hair (dreadlocks or not), or smoke ganga.
Dude!
Gnarly!
Radical!
Surf's up!
Someone who may say:
Hey, how are you
Cool!
Thats awesome!
I think there are some waves coming
We ride boards on waves. Simple as that. Anything outside of that is not directly linked to surfing. That means we do not necessarily say Radical, have long hair (dreadlocks or not), or smoke ganga.
I am a surfer.
by Buck November 28, 2003
Get the surfer mug.1.What you say to a person who has their heap up their ass (a.k.a asshat), right before you shoot them to death like a classic '80s action star.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
2.When your trying to teach your asshat friend how to surf, but your being a turd about it.
3.Something that you scream when you do something really bad ass.
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K: Look man, you don't have to do this. I'll give you my car, my money, private jet. Anything that would keep you from killing me!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
You:*you do not care what he has to say*
That Jock that you have hated since pre-K:Let's make a deal. You get rid of my girlfriend, instead of me.
You:*you are completely disappointed. this big, bad, invincible guy has now tried to sacrifice his girlfriend. low*
You (again):You know, man. I hate you, always have. But this, this is just sad.
You (yet again):*aiming the gun*Surfs up, ASSHAT!
*you proceed to riddle him with bullet*
As you walk away from the scene, it catches fire and explodes, you don't look back.And as the sun sets, you put on your shades, LIKE A BOSS!
by nb.Harris4 December 7, 2018
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by BBBalla10 December 14, 2008
Get the Buthole Surfers mug.A surfer is someone that surfs for the pure enjoyment of the sport / lifestyle.. not to get into a "popular" clique at school or for any reason other than what I said.
A surfer IS:
- someone who surfs SOLELY because it is fun
- someone that doesn't care about their social image, if surfing affects it for better or for worse.
- someone who is honest about their ability.
- someone that always has plenty of aloha
- doesn't hang out with the other "surfers" - the other "surfers" are posers.
- anyone that can stand up on a board while riding a wave- even if it is just whitewash. it still is riding a wave.
A surfer is NOT:
- someone who always brags about how good they are, or always talks about it.
- someone who always wears the newest clothes from Quiksilver, Billabong, Volcom, etc..
- someone who calls beginner surfers "kooks".. or just uses the word kook.
- a stoner.
- a punk
- someone who always has "something to do" when you ask them to go surfing.
Me: Those surfer posers at that "cool kid" hang out look pathetic.
Friend: Yeah, all the true surfers don't hang there. They just be themselves and hang out with their true friends; like you.
Me: Mhmm.
A surfer IS:
- someone who surfs SOLELY because it is fun
- someone that doesn't care about their social image, if surfing affects it for better or for worse.
- someone who is honest about their ability.
- someone that always has plenty of aloha
- doesn't hang out with the other "surfers" - the other "surfers" are posers.
- anyone that can stand up on a board while riding a wave- even if it is just whitewash. it still is riding a wave.
A surfer is NOT:
- someone who always brags about how good they are, or always talks about it.
- someone who always wears the newest clothes from Quiksilver, Billabong, Volcom, etc..
- someone who calls beginner surfers "kooks".. or just uses the word kook.
- a stoner.
- a punk
- someone who always has "something to do" when you ask them to go surfing.
Me: Those surfer posers at that "cool kid" hang out look pathetic.
Friend: Yeah, all the true surfers don't hang there. They just be themselves and hang out with their true friends; like you.
Me: Mhmm.
Friend: All the good surfers hang out there with all the hot girls, why don't you hang out there.
Me: All the good and true surfers don't hang out there. Those surfers are posers; ones that surf or pretend to surf just to be "cool". They're losers.
Friend: OH.. never knew that.
Me: All the good and true surfers don't hang out there. Those surfers are posers; ones that surf or pretend to surf just to be "cool". They're losers.
Friend: OH.. never knew that.
by Trent from Hawai'i December 17, 2009
Get the surfer mug.surfer change is to use a towel to cover yourself, at a beach or an outdoor environment where people are present, to change out of wet clothes and into dry ones.
by turtleboy56 December 30, 2008
Get the surfer change mug.I really needed to send my essay home via email, but when I tried to access AOL webmail, I got a stupid SurfControl message instead that says ACCESS BLOCKED!
by NHRHS2010 March 30, 2010
Get the SurfControl mug.the act of inserting a surfboard into ones anus, while the one recieving the board, is drowned in the other puddle of cum.
by Clint Underhill January 6, 2008
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