to squirrel 

the verb "to squirrel" means to put your testicles in another person's mouth completely, making that person look like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts.

testicles in the mouth

I thought her to squirrel.
She or he gave me a squirrel last night.

to squirrel by Uvatav Ekim January 16, 2020

seven pound squirrel 

A huge quaff of hair around a woman's vagina that either has never been shaved, or at least gone without any grooming for a period of at least 7 years.

My lady got off the treadmill, took off her yoga pants, and as I ran my mouth over that seven pound squirrel I thought I might drown.

seven pound squirrel by The Dick December 9, 2013

rusty the squirrel

Tonguing a girl's cornhole while teabagging her. An equal-opportunity rusty trombone, mixed with a little nut hidin' action!

She was expecting an ordinary 69; he was lucky she didn't bite his balls off when he went all Rusty the Squirrel in her ass.

rusty the squirrel by Rusty69 December 24, 2008

swamp squirrel 

n. A flattering name for common rats (Rattus spp.).

No, hon, that's a family of swamp squirrels. There are no rats in Boston.

swamp squirrel by Sciurus palustris March 17, 2009

hair squirrel 

when you do not clean out a round brush for months and a heinous mass of hair forms resembling a bushy squirrel tail. preferably dark hair.

-oh my god. look at that hair squirrel that has formed on your brush.

-gross. take care of that. KILL IT!

hair squirrel by Taintrippperrr March 30, 2009

data squirrel 

Someone who keeps every bit of electronic data that passes through their computer/phone. They archive every email, store electronic copies of utility bills, and save every photograph of every relative's kid ever taken.

An electronic version of a pack rat.

Dude, you are a total data squirrel. Seriously. You do not need to archive text messages. You need hoarding therapy.

data squirrel by inviolet July 29, 2011

chew my squirrel

As a phrase, is synonymous in context with "kiss my ass".

Person 1: "Wouldn't it be great to have a monkey?"
Person 2: "That wouldn't be great at all. Monkeys throw their own feces at eachother."
Person 1: "Yeah? Well you can chew my squirrel!"

chew my squirrel by Delvil May 16, 2006