Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.

1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator

by SteamyWuffle January 12, 2021

greeksy-spoon

A variety of "greasy spoon" family-owned restaurants for which a majority of the menu contains Greek Specialty dishes. Note: Many coney island restaurants fit this description

Person #1: So I went to Plaka Cafe last night after the bar closed

Person #2:Are you serious!? That's such a greeksy-spoon.

by Brad Czerniak October 20, 2005

rusty spoon

when u get wasted at a party and pass out. The next morning you awake with some sort of silverware(mainly a spoon)up your ass for no aparent reason.

Chris:"how was the party last nite?"
Aaron:"pretty good, except for me wakin up with a rusty spoon!"
Dillon:my pants smell like fish tacos

by NiPz Is MyHerO December 18, 2005

spiky spoon

the gayest straight guy ever

erm, luke

by vandalistic vanbustic vanamoosh November 27, 2003

Dirty Spoon

when having sex, the man penetrates the women (or man) anally in the spooning position

last night we tried the dirty spoon....

he dirty spooned me, he said it was an accident :(

by Aloysha May 10, 2009

Grab a spoon

AND EAT MY ASS aka fuck off

Kailey-“Hey Bailey, get your shit together”
Bailey-“grab a spoon”

by Bkay September 3, 2018

Little Spoon Syndrome

Little Spoon Syndrome, or LSS for short, occurs when a couple is spooning. The man naturally finds himself often being the little spoon while his girlfriend takes the role of the big spoon. This role reversal is rare, but does occur, usually with men who a big and tall, but still have an emotional side. Although at times emasculating, it is often quite comforting.

John: Hey Ryan, it looks like that guy over there has some serious LSS
Ryan: Do you mean Little Spoon Syndrome? Yeah, that guy definitely has LSS.
Ryan: GET SOME!

by CowsOnCows August 21, 2013