Sloppy Body

adj:Someone whose body shape doesn't fall under the regular catergories of body shapes. i.e pear shaped, hour glass triangle, inverted triangle.

Keisha: I saw Jenny at the beach...she was wearing a 2 pc.

Denise: Her ole' sloppy body self should have never worn that!

by Nykalicious February 28, 2009

sloppy taco

To take a shit in a girl's pussy, and then you eat her out.

That sloppy taco last night was messy as hell.

by Anzulo Nildo October 20, 2003

Sloppy Fifth

A hook up that is so sloppy that you choose to plead the fifth. Hence pleading the sloppy fifth.

Broham #1 -Dude, how was that chick last night?

Broham #2 - "She was a total sloppy fifth..." or "I plead the sloppy fifth!!!"

Broham #1 -Sorry I asked broham!

by James Boyer February 2, 2007

Sloppy Seconds

The act of a man having sex with a woman of loose morals (see slut) immediately after she's had intercourse with another man.

Your mum coming home to your father and giving him sloppy seconds after she's been out with her lover.

by SpudlyMcGudly August 21, 2009

Sloppy Joe

When you shit inside a condom and hit yo bitch upside the head with it.

Jamal: "Hey shaniqua why yo eye all blak n blue n shit"

Shaniqua: "My boyfriend just hit me upside the head with a sloppy joe"

by Warrio Dunken October 4, 2009

pink and sloppy

Pussy

I got some pink and sloppy from your mom's mom last week

by Anonymous June 21, 2003

Sloppy Brett

A term that orginated after Brett Favre's 1996 Super Bowl run with the Packers. After a game, the Packer's defensive line would take hot showers together. For some odd reason, Brett would want to join them. As soon as Brett would step in the shower, Gilbert Brown decided he wanted a Gilbert Burger and would procede to insert his meat into Brett's southern ass. When it became time for the rest of the D linemen's turn, Brett was so lose, the sex was sloppy, as if it was like throwing a hotdog down a hallway. After that season, they referred to him as "Sloppy Brett".

The state penitentiary is a holding cell for Sloppy Bretts.

by Norwegian Wood April 27, 2006