salt pudding

male ejaculate, taken in orally

Josh gave that bitch a cup full of his salt pudding! (That bitch can give one hell of a blow job)

by P Town May 1, 2006

Salt

Expression when someone does something stupid or lame
Can also be used as "Salty" or "SAN(salty ass nigga)"

"He just fell of the porch!! LOL!"
"I bet he feeling salty!"

"Man I went to target and i couldn't get a refund!"
"Salt!"

"She wouldn't go to prom with me.."
"Sal-ty!"

by ims0pr3tty July 21, 2009

Personal Salt Lick

After giving a man a handjob, licking his cum off your fingers and hand.

That guy i just gave a handjob to left me a personal salt lick!

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

salt lick

After having sex with your girl, the love juice that has come out of her and is now on the bed. Wait until it drys, then later, you can lick it like a salt lick.

That girl last night left me a nice salt lick.

by Phillip MaPants November 5, 2007

shes a salt

Saying she is peng or hot

Nah man shes a salt

by Itz JS Gaming YT February 19, 2017

Salt

To dump salt upon, usually unnoticed. While sitting at a restaurant, one 'salts' a person next to them by grabbing the salt shaker and quietly pouring salt on their lap until the victim notices. When the victim discovers that they have been salted, the one who salted them usually shouts "HAHA! SALTED!"

John: Sally, what are you...?
Sally: Shhh! I'm salting Susan. *pouring salt on Susan's lap*
Susan: HEY!
Sally: HAHA! SALTED!

by Saltyman February 17, 2010

Lays Salt and Vineger Chips

The fucking best damn potato chips in the world!!

Hey nick. SMELL my FINGERS!!...Ashley:why do they smell like that
nick: b/c of Lays Salt and Vineger Chips

by ash-hole December 13, 2008