smoking meat

To jerk off ya homie dry while wearing a disposable rubber glove until it burns off a majority of the skin and the result is pink "meat". then you give him a blowjob, so youre "smoking" it.

No homo man, but can you smoke my meat?

Im not gay, but i like smoking meat.

by airchurro September 17, 2017

Smoke Monster

A plot mechanism designed to disguise the fact that the writer hasn't closed a plot hole. Often used in lame TV shows that make their money from convincing the audience that they have some deep meaning when in fact they are making it up as they go along.

Lostie, Season 2: I bet the smoke monster is some deep metaphysical representation of the life force that is harnessed on the island!
Lostie, Season 7: Wait, they've all been dead this entire season???

by Betrayed Lostie May 12, 2011

Smoke Sausage

A non white dinga ling.

Damn, look at that ho all up on that smoke sausage.

by MJ ALL DAY May 02, 2003

smoke bomb

Noun: A very attractive young lady (or perhaps man) for which the term "smoking hot" is not sufficient to describe the magnitude of their attractiveness.

"Holy crap! That girl is a smoke bomb!"

by bren man September 12, 2006

smoke you

To confirm with antoher individual and (or) animal that it will be ass-beaten in a short time.

Dan: Hey bitch
Samsung: Smoke yous biotch.

by Cali4niaBreez September 25, 2005

smoking that shit

Deliberately condescending metaphor denoting (usually, frequent and pervasive)crack cocaine usage/abuse

Where's all yer furniture, VaShawn? Ya'll isn't smoking that shit again, izzya?

by Uncle Beasley June 28, 2006

smoking soap

The act of smoking fake crack which is normally made of ivory soap. This can be the the act of smoking of anything that is supposed to be crack but is fake.

Fred thought he was smoking crack when he realized it was a large piece of skin from a crack heads foot.
Fred was smoking soap.

by Ford Lawnmower October 20, 2007