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Simon

Cutest thing person human male to exist
Simon is cute
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Simon

Simon pronounced in Latin “ kiss ass “ is exactly what he says on “ la tin “ … usually found de weeding commercial properties he doesn’t own or kiss assing personal trainers with coffee machines . Usually has two memberships to any gym he joins .
“ oh Great Simon’s just turned up , shall we get him to paint the gym walls today or scrub the skids off the toilets ? “
by Old time November 23, 2021
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Simon

Meaning si or yes in spanish with a slight kick
by Wowserz April 23, 2022
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Simon Berry

Best person alive. Best at soccer. Has the best hair. And if someone hurts Simons friends, they will be knocked out.
Simon Berry is pretty cool.
Soccer is Simon Berry’s middle name.
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Simone

Often pronounced seemone seamen and Simon,she is a talented dancer and gymnast who hates s.n.,enjoys Fresh meat and will "fart on your desk".She is highly studious and one of my absolute favorite people
Simone is in 4.1,reps flambooboo and is soon to teef 5 boxlunches
by Kcastle January 21, 2023
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simon and Maria

Simon and Maria are far the best couple ever. Maria is a girl that likes flirting but her eyes are focused on Simon and she's thinking about him, while Simon is a cute boy that will do anything for her and he is a loyal guy.
Simon and Maria make a very cute couple
by Storm breaker November 22, 2021
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Simone

Simone is a fun-loving girl with a huge heart. She is the sweetest girl ever, and will always be by your side. She can be very opinionated but has a sensitive side as well. She has dirty blond hair and brown eyes.

She is most likely a Scorpio, who has a fiery side to her.

She isn't the best at video games, but hey! She's learning.

Her soulmate's name starts with L. Their relationship will have its ups and downs, but in the end, they will realize they're meant for each other.

Bottom line, Simone is a fun, classy girl with a huge heart, and if you come across a Simone, don't let her get away.
Guy #1: Damn is that Simone?
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy's name must start with L. I wish I was him.
by anonxymous May 28, 2021
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