When you a person not to tell a person about something but you really want that person to know (without eagerness). A loaded secret is meant to help you in a backward behind way.
(A story about Tim, Jake, and Emily)
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
JAKE TO TIM: Don't Emily this but I think she's hot
TIM TO EMILY: Jake said you were hot but that's a secret so don't say anything.
EMILY TO JAKE: Tim said you had a crush on my
JAKE TO EMILY: That was supposed to be a secret but how does that make you feel.
EMILY TO JAKE: I think your hot too so let's make baby's
JAKE TO TIM: Hey thanks for telling Emily that was a loaded secret so I wanted her to know the whole time.
by bucky242 January 07, 2012
by Juliet Chambers August 29, 2021
Someone who hoppes from an airbnb to another airbnb. Actually he/she is homeless and can’t confess it to himself/herself.
by pensa_coke_cola June 04, 2024
The sexual act of men ejaculating on women's bras, panties, lingerie, and clothing for personal gratification.
After my third offense, I became the first pervert to be diagnosed as suffering from Victor's Secretion.
by Arnie Grape June 12, 2021
You made me Secretion myself
by Hatman5342 April 05, 2024
A Secret Slag is someone who loves gossip. Once they get their hands on a little bit of information, they turn it into a big drama.
E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
E.G. SS finds out someone is pregnant, then says they fucked 5 different men.
Me: I knew you were a secret slag!
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
SS: I never opened my mouth about (redacted)
Me: Then why does the whole building say you told them? You stupid bitch.
by ArranAuth October 27, 2022
-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.
A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.
by Sexowl2.0 November 18, 2018