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Secret squirrel

Any sort of code, lingo, abbreviations, languages, sign language, riddles, looks, etc that isn’t known by one or more in the conversation (usually ashley)
Hey bro you wanna smoke some tree?!”

Secret squirrel- what’s tree?!
by seven sins 88 June 11, 2018
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SECRETISM

Something that must be kept secret between two people. Usually the consequences of the secret being released would result in the death or the spoiled reputations of the two people.
- I made sure that Maggie would keep our baby a secretism until we knew what we were going to do.

- Somebody somehow hacked into our instant messenger conversation and revealed our secretisms to the public... POP (gunfire, suicide).
by warnurrrrr May 11, 2007
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Secretary

That work position that bosses get sued for having sex with.
"What's that work position that bosses get sued for having sex with?"

"the secretary"
by grench victe October 20, 2012
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Secret Boog

When a weird person doesn't mind the fact that he/she picks their nose in front of everyone, but they only expect a small dry booger to come out. This is untrue, when in fact there is a long slimy booger attached to that dry one that just seems to never end and keeps on coming out until the person does a quick flinging motion that hits anyone within a 10 foot radius.
"We were sitting by the water cooler and Tod had a secret boog...landed right in my water. Never again.."
by sonicfast June 2, 2007
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secret cow

A mystery creature/thing/sex toy/whatever created by our very own Goacher. IT SECRET MOOS!
Can I have your secret cow?
What is a secret cow?
For the love of god, SECRET MOO!
by Sara Summertime December 9, 2008
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secret blog

A blog or online journal (e.g. Xanga, MySpace...etc) that is kept without the knowledge of one's friends or family; many times the information is untrue to glorify one's life
Today on my secret blog, I'll be a lawyer.
by Flying Moosefeet October 31, 2007
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Secret Fountain

When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.
Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!
by robert1120 December 17, 2008
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