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Sofia shocking

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.
Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking
by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017
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Ethan’s cock

Girl: Do you know Ethan?

Girl 2: Yeah, Ethan’s cock is massive.
by BlyatMan🇷🇺 June 26, 2019
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Online Banking Shock

The result of a spending spree or going out with friends (usually involving alcohol) where you use your debit or credit card without regard to the final bill or tab.

The result of a Splurge.
Friend 1: Hey how was the bar last night?

Friend 2: It got a little out of control, I don't really remember what happened. This morning I check my bank account and when i saw the tab that i paid, I almost fell off my chair.

Friend 1: You are suffering from Online Banking Shock.
by TMBTenor December 30, 2010
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shocker remix

two in the poo, one in the goo
two in the stink, one in the pink
A fine variation of the shocker, mixing it up to maximize 'stink' action
she didnt shit right for a week after i gave her the remix
by ceebz July 12, 2004
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scuck

(n.) The most deplorable, derogatory term for a female. Combines the negative connotations of scum, cum, fuck, cock, suck,and skank, and is only used when referring to the absolute lowest common denominator of women or girls.
Hey Clint, can you believe what that scuck did to me?

Clint: Nah man, that's unbelievable. What a scuck.
by J-Mills January 30, 2007
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shocker

If all else fails give that bit$h the SHOCKER!!!!
by robwestcoast September 28, 2006
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shock the nation

basically another way to say two in the pink and one in the stink
guy 1: dude last night i did the shock the nation

guy2: cool bro
by noabbshere November 29, 2016
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