Poly scammerous

1. A person who pretends to be polyamorous but uses it as a cover for manipulation, cheating, or exploiting others emotionally or financially.
2. Someone who enters multiple relationships under false pretenses, misrepresenting intentions, commitments, or availability.
3. A satirical or humorous label for people who weaponize “openness” in relationships to avoid accountability.

• “He said he was poly, but it turns out he was just poly scammerous—lying to everyone and making it look like it was all ethical.”
• “Watch out for poly scammerous types; they talk about freedom but ghost you the moment you ask for clarity.”

by MellowServices336 July 30, 2025

speedway slammer

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.

With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.

by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025

penis door hinge slammer

call someone a penis door hinge slammer if they have a 50ae desert eagle rammed into the roof of their mouth and then they will turn around suck your dick the slam it in a door hinge and swallow the snapped of bit of erect penis, hence the name

damn tommy is such a penis door hinge slammer

by CheeseCake420e October 28, 2020

Let it simmer

When you take a shit but instead of flushing right away you just sit there for a while

By all means John had finished his business. But rather than flushing and continuing on with his day, he decided to let it simmer while he contemplated the meaning of it all.

by Squabidge January 19, 2022

Stuy-Town Slammer

A drink that originated in Stuy-Town, NYC.

4 parts Pink Whitney, 1 part pink lemonade, 1 part sugar free red bull.

-Are you ready for your Stuy-Town Slammer?
-Yeah, let's slam this shit up.

by Kevin McGee1 May 5, 2022

Let Me Simmer

Letting yourself drown away in your own thoughts and basically dozing out. It’s a sensation of forgetting everything around you and the only thing you can see, hear and feel is what your mind wants to put you through.

I’m so fucking tired of this shit, let me simmer away.

by Xenzo May 28, 2022

Alabama Mudd Slammer

The act of noodling a catfish and then using said catfish to sodomize another human.

Yeah I took Jessica out last night by the river, gave her the ole Alabama Mudd Slammer, not sure if she came or left smelling more like a catfish.

by SkratFish July 23, 2022