Your fruit salad is a little wet...

You got a little coke on your nose - term from the 1980s

"Amy, your fruit salad is a little wet..." he said knowingly.

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by Bloop22222222 January 15, 2019

Your fruit salad is a little wet...

1. You have a little coke on your nose.
2. You wiped after dropping a deuce but not well enough.

She came up for air, her hair flying over her shoulder, and I had to tell her, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

He was about to eat my ass but then he paused and said, "Your fruit salad is a little wet..."

Your fruit salad is a little wet... by poopsterbot January 17, 2019

5-Bean Salad 

A sexual act performed on Chaturbate by an attractive woman who humps a pillow, whilst performing dildo karaoke to a song of your choice, whilst wearing a cowboy hat before finally faking a huge lush reaction.

Storm: "What the fuck is a 5-bean salad?"
TheJoShow: "Tip and find out!"

5-Bean Salad by Pickle Flavoured Custard November 3, 2020

Honeymoon Salad 

Lettuce alone.

I prefer a honeymoon salad because its simple. It's lettuce alone.

Honeymoon Salad by timbre June 18, 2014

fruit salad yummy yummy 

no one:

wiggles: FRUIT SALAD YUMMY YUMMY

yo fruit salad yummy yummy

fruit salad yummy yummy by Glix YT May 27, 2019

Pork Salad 

n. Sexual intercourse with a Vegan.

My Vegan boyfriend's coming over tonight and he's bringing the Pork Salad.

Pork Salad by Miz Larreau March 29, 2009

Girl Salad 

When multiple lesbians have a large orgy with lots of sexual acts involved.

"Last night me and four other bitches tosses us a girl salad."
"Let's go make a girl salad!"

Girl Salad by Giant Lesbian October 12, 2009