swagotology

(not to be confused with swagtology): a scientific discipline, a subbranch of sociology rather, dealing with concepts, from a sociological perspective, related to swag, YOLO, YODO, and other issues dealing with either swag or modern teenagers.

While swagtology is the vox populii and non scientific ( in this case i.e done by the popular masses, for popular masses) study of swag and other related concepts, swagotology, IMHO, should be either a separate social science discipline or a subbranch of sociology.

by Sexydimma August 20, 2013

swag-o-knight

a swag-o-knight a swagmeister who has reached such epic proportions of swag they can turn their swag into weapons

level 10 swaggot: yo sup homedog yo got no swag wanna fight? come on den homedog! level 1000000000000000000000000000000 swag-o-knight *materialises swag-o-sword and steals all his swag*

by dondochakka October 4, 2013

swaffeling

Swaffeling is to hit someone in the face with your half erected dick.

Hey man, I feel like swaffeling that pretty girl all over the place.

by dutchtree109 October 28, 2013

swag'd

A dad that is really Swagged out! He is a total Baller!

Friend: "Dude your dad is so cool!"
Me: "Don't call him my dad, i call him my swag'd."
Friend: "Total baller dude."

by YOLO $WAG B4LR December 16, 2013

Swagbag Steve

One with such absence of game that they must manipulate vulnerable individuals in order to "pick them up"; mistakenly thinks of their success "swag".

Swagbag Steve is the version of Prince Charming that tries more than just kissing "sleeping beauty".

by David Renter July 11, 2014

Swamp biscuit

When going down on someone and you eat some of their flatulence. Must feel the air move across your lips for it to count.

Swamp biscuit with gravy: when you have a swamp biscuit that is accompanied by stool loose or formed

"Yo los, I was eating this girl out and she gave me a swamp biscuit."
Los says, "b, did it have gravy?"
B says "naw man no gravy this time maybe next sounds delicious!"

by The Oh So Easy June 8, 2015

Swapanostics

Cluelessly switching parts around in order to determine where a fault lies, in lieu of proper testing

Sean was a terrible mechanic and relied on swapanostics to determine why his truck was misfiring

by The car whisperer February 15, 2017