soggy noodle

A penis which is wet due to failure to achieve an erection during a blow job.

A woman gives a man a blow job, but he remains flaccid. Since his penis is wet and limp it is similar to a soggy noodle.

by F. D. Hall December 27, 2007

Soggy Mittens

When you shove both hands up a females vagina/Anal/Pisshole to keep them warm, usually sleeptime but can be during intercourse in winter or cold conditions.

Hey babe, can I warm my Soggy Mittens up in your hole?

by NoblessJohnny October 20, 2010

soggy brocolli

the weakest of weak, somebody who continually lets the side down by having a lack of balls. similar to a wet lettuce.. but worse!

Adam: Jake didnt shag that drunken slut last night, what a soggy brocolli!!

John: He is fairly soggy brocolli like, he should grow some balls and use his cock.

by fairly john wright April 27, 2008

Soggy Nugget

"Soggy Nugget" is a not an insult however terms such as "Soggy Pringle" or "Soggy Potato Chip" are insults in the highest degree and are very offensive. "Soggy Nugget" however can be used as an insult if the user wishes it to be, it depends on if the person being insulted desires to accept it as an insult

"You are a soggy nugget!"

by Ruby Rosemary July 19, 2018

Soggy Biscuit

A wet biscuit

"GOD FUCKING DAMMIT, MY SOGGY BISCUIT IS WET!!!"

by Dio of Destroy Beebus August 1, 2019

soggy biscuit

after a funeral, put a cracker on the table and everyone will throw a small spoon of ashes and the last person to drop there ashes, eats the ashy biscuit

lets do soggy biscuit! dont eat the ashes

by danni devitooooo June 11, 2020

Soggy Sayo

A savoury biscuit of which 6 iranians race to edjaculate onto and the one who cums last has to eat it.

Shayan Hasani: Mmmm I love playing soggy sayo cos I get to eat other guys cum Vinny Cronin: You disgust me you fat cunt

by full time sick cunt May 4, 2017