shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011

dick slave

money garnished or payed out from pay check for child support leaving hardly nothing left over for the baby daddy.

u can see them on the maury show. baby daddy .he became a slave to his dick when he failed to use protection.therefor he is a dick slave and will be in dick slavery until the child grows up.

by ms.gina p December 8, 2010

Shaved ham

Usually done during foreplay. When your partners penis has been played with enough where it has become harder than a ham bone, you quickly grab a cheese grate and try to skin off as many layers of his cock as you can. Shaved Ham are the penis shavings.

My dad wasn't giving me my weekly allowance so I shaved ham.

by nob May 11, 2004

galley slave

a slave on an ancient warship usually row underneath the deck of the ship

25 gay things to be when you grow up: #19 galley slave

by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004

Wage Slave

A liberal's definition of someone who is employed at-will but not given what they haven't earned.

Bob is a wage slave because he can't sit on his a$$ all day.

by The Truthdish January 16, 2014

Saved

A very flexible shemale that can suck themself off. Although they are thought of to be extremely gay, they are a cool person.

DUDE! That guy is a saved!

by Davito'is'queen May 14, 2011

Spaved

To stave or to strike someone with a spade

Person 1: "What happened to Bob?"

Person 2: "He was annoying me so I Spaved his head in"

Person 3: "Good work, Bob is annoying"

by Mikey McDizzle November 24, 2009